Birds

an unscrupulous and poisonous fowl that hides in ground cover, leaving only its quivering tail feather visible, attracting unsuspecting quill-makers to their doom.

an adequaculate adderquack.

a species of bird that prefers to play bells rather than sing like them.

a bird of prey that hunts crops.

a seabird that specializes in sweeping sea symphonies.

a species of bird that gathers in groups to coo chord notes in quick succession.

a large seabird with a very wide wingspan and a little lighthouse growing from the top of its head.

a hypermibergrating, plumeniferous cowbird with streaky plumage, a fly-swatting fantail and an unconscious habit of laying its eggs in the ofuganiduses of other creatures.

a kind of flamingo that tends to become so entranced with the hunting behaviour of bulldog antcat whalefox cowbird turtlepig wolfspidermonkeys that it mimetotes one.

a big, black bird that travels through time by squarping.

1. a species of bird that is used to warn people about the imminent extinction of canaries.

2. a warning that there will be no more warnings.

a kind of bird which imitates callcalls.

a flipped bird.

a modern, living dinosaur in the form of a bird.

a kind of cuckoo which tells the time and lays eggtimers that hatch when ready.

a species of strikingly drab bird that digs a large burrow and decorates it with leaves, flowers, lairy three-piece lounge sets, etc.

a poisonous, redblack songbird with dilated pupils that sparks when it sings and hoards knick-knacks in its subsnuggery.

a bird that flies backwards.

a bird or other creature with flipperflappers, such as the penguin, flimflap or splutterpsittacoscintillaquillagill.

Compare: zephlipterups

a snuzzlapt, underground duck that uses its finely tuned bill to detect the whereabouts of tasty blossils and to prise apart tectonic plates in order to extract and eat them.

a harmless, drab bird of play with too much time on its wings.

an enormous bird of prey that uses its large, draquiline bill and its extraordinary stealth to suck the blood of mammals.

1. a dark bird that wears bright flowers.

2. a lapsed pessimist.

Antonym: sprangbleaker

a species of waterbird that forages in flunges.

an extremely long-necked bird that ties its neck in knots and feigns asphyxia, apparently in an effort to placate its predators through entertainment.

1. a restless, long-legged bird that wears rambunctiously galumphable overshoes.

2. (informal) an exciting but poorly planned event.

1. a species of white bird with long legs and a highly downy rump with which it broods lost golf balls.

2. a misguided person.

a muttering sea bird so befrazzumed and inhibitattered by cutting-edge stresses that its wings have actually become ingrown like toenails, giving it a negative wingspan.

Compare: malbatroonimawk

a forthright waterbird with webbed toenails, a tangled neck and a long, commanding horn growing from its tiny head.

a bird that hatches from a box instead of an egg.

an invisible hummingbird.

1. an uppity duck with sumptuous, colourful plumage and poor steering.

2. to go and watch kaleiders for amusement.

a tiny songbird with a mauve overside, a crimson underside and a surprisingly powerful baritone.

a gullible yet foolhidy bird of paradise who claims to doubt the kneatherback.

an astounding bird which claims to have knitted its wovenwing using some of the very kneathers of which it is composed.

1. a sombre, marine bird that feeds on reeftabs (and the odd luna moth) during lunasea and rails about the garishness of splutterpsittacoscintillaquillagills.

2. someone who has achieved a balance between being an eccentric and a lunatic.

a purificatory parrot.

a gossipy bird that sacrifices itself on the campfire every night for a good yarn, before being reborn the next morning as a tasty worm for the sequel’s hook.

a huge, stuplendid, patiently prehistoric bird with a wingspan and a smile several thousand times wider than its faster, fangstier, future descendant, the gollygoss.

Compare: gollygoss

a muddy splutterpsittacoscintillaquillagill that can’t seem to shake its drowzage and get glowing.

a steampunk woodpecker.

a species of bird that makes terrible rackets when excited.

a sharp-beaked bird that that always carries a long thread as it flies about, in case a flockstitch happens.

a kind of bird that can almost fly.

a small, mostly tranparent bird whose beak is a syringe, with which it quietly injects anaesthesia into its prey.

a small, aquatic bird that roosts in the branches of an octopus.

an absurd bird.

a kind of seabird that lays onions instead of eggs, which in turn causes a great deal of saltwater.

a charitable bird that kidnaps eggs from the nests of negligent birds and spoils the hatchlings rotten.

a pale blue, passerine bird whose call resembles the words “outstanding investment portfolio”.

a pelican with a girpter.

a violently thoughtful owl that preys on volareids, often cruelly teasing them in games of cat and nous.

a species of bird with a beak shaped like a telephone receiver, with which it squawks messages for a fee of skurriboodle or shopflips.

a species of seemingly herbivorous bird that scavenges for seeds, then uses its long, tubular beak to shoot them at small mammals, which it then devours, being careful to spit out the seeds. Saved privately.

a prehistoric bird that, according to the fossil records, had lots of teeth but not enough dental appointments.

a small, anthophilous bird who gladly unblocks the cloying noses of snifflebuds by using its long, plunger-shaped tongue.

a beautiful, insectivorous bird with a thousand eyes and vividly itchy plumage full of mites on which it survives.

a large waterbird whose tail feather has evolved into a propeller in case its wings break down.

a nocturnal parrot with vivid plumage that glows in the dark, usually with rhythm and meaning.

a glowing duck.

1. a kind of underground bird with blue eyes, an emerald head, a ruby breast and translucent, crystalline, quartz petrapters.

2. to isolate.

an indefatrigueable bird with a hooked beak which it uses as a quook.

a distant cousin of the clockatoo that struts out of its roost on the hour to crow the news and the weather forecast.

a flightless, gnargled, gangling bird with a toothed beak, a leather hide and a psychotic chirp.

an audacious parrot that loves to strut up to a lion or a crocodile, flash its beakybeam and then suddenly disappear.

a species of seabird that frequently battles the pelicopter.

a mixed up, ruffled jabiru.

a white bird that drapes one or more colourful leaves around its body.

a very vocal bird that protects itself against predators by giving them bad reputations.

a jaunty little bird with velvety, blue wings and a very fast, sharp beak.

a small, shabby, fleapecked bird that constantly sways from side to side while grinning stupidly.

an awkward, nocturnal bird.

a bird that uses its nest-building skills to weave baskets.

a kind of snowy owl which is permanently hunched up, even when hunting frizzards and building nivanides.

1. a nomadic bird that builds one very sturdy nest and carries it on its back until menopause.

2. a backpacker.

1. a descendent of the spoonbill; a weeding bird that digs up worms, etc. with its spade-like beak.

2. someone who is much less clumsy and inefficient than they appear.

3. to kiss for information.

a flip-flappening, aquatic psittacoscintillaquill that feeds on twinklesinks and swashflushes.

a bird that hunts flies on the wall.

an easy-going bird that travels with the currents.

a large, lolloping, swashbuckling bird with large, lolloping, swashbuckling balls.

a bird with three wings.

a small, sharp, fairly domesticated bird that removes plaque from the teeth of its owner.

a species of bird that is utterly nondescript (except for the fact that it possesses a vast universe inside its skull).

a bird which uses its large, curvy, waterproof tail feather to shield its eggs against the rain.

a sparrow with a girpter.

a bird with shaggy, green plumage.

a species of bird that uses its filapennas and wingstrings to perform as a puppet in courtship displays.

an electric bird.

Compare: vlankernapes