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Hoptanglish

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Accidents

Accidents

15 entries

alchollizhsion · ambertumbler · caclaustrophe · candihap · flumblecrash · gnurp · helskelelt · katronga · pingash · retrovort · sleeperscathe · slipscream · sparkplunge · toebang · upfall

alchollizhsion /ˈӕlkәˌlɪʒәn/

noun (plural alchollizhsions)

an accident involving a drunk driver.

[a blend of alcohol + collision.]

ambertumbler /ˈӕmbәˌtʌmblɛr/

noun (plural ambertumblers)

1. an egg roll.

2. a cautionary accident.

[from amber, in reference to the yolk + tumbler.]

caclaustrophe /kәˈklɔːstrәfiː/

noun (plural caclaustrophes)

a mining accident.

  • caclaustrophic /ˌkӕklәsˈtrɒfɪk/ adjective

[a blend of catastrophe + claustrophobia.]

candihap /ˈkӕndiˌhӕp/

noun (plural candihaps)

a happy accident.

Proxynonym: upfall

[a blend of candy + mishap.]

flumblecrash /ˈflʌmbәlˌkrӕʃ/

noun (plural flumblecrashes)

a crash caused by a flumble.

[from Hoptanglish flumble + crash.]

gnurp /nәːp/

verb (transitive or intransitive) (gnurped, gnurps, gnurping, gnurpel; agent noun gnurper (plural gnurpers))

to accidentally bite an item of cutlery while eating.

  • gnurpulation /ˌnәːpjʊˈleɪʃәn/ noun

[derivation uncertain; perhaps a variant of nip, or a reversal of Hoptanglish prung.]

helskelelt /ˈhɛlskәˌlɛlt/

noun (plural helskelelts)

a crash involving two or more cyclists.

[a blend of helter-skelter + Greek σκελετός 'bicycle frame'.]

katronga /kәˈtrɒŋɡә/

noun (plural katrongas)

a happy accident.

Cross-references: candihap

[a blend of cat + wrong.]

pingash /ˈpɪnɡӕʃ/

noun (plural pingashes)

a sewing accident.

[from pin + gash.]

retrovort /ˈrɛtrәʊˌvɔːt/

verb (intransitive) (retrovorted, retrovorts, retrovorting, retrovortel; agent noun retrovorter (plural retrovorters))

1. to accidentally walk into a one-way revolving door the wrong way.

noun (plural retrovorts)

2. someone who does this.

  • retrovortion /ˌrɛtrәʊˈvɔːʃәn/ noun

[from retro- + vortex.]

sleeperscathe /ˈsliːpәˌskeɪð/

noun (plural sleeperscathes)

an accident suffered by a sleepwalker.

[from sleeper + scathe.]

slipscream /ˈslipskriːm/

noun (plural slipscreams)

a hilarious accident.

[from slip + scream.]

sparkplunge /ˈspɑːkplʌnʤ/

noun (plural sparkplunges)

1. a shooting star.

Synonym: brimble(2.), pyrostreaker

2. a failure so spectacular that it makes the failer famous.

  • sparkplungular /spɑːkˈplʌnʤjʊlә/ adjective

[from spark + plunge.]

toebang /ˈtәʊbӕŋ/

noun (plural toebangs)

an entertaining accident.

[from toe + bang.]

upfall /ˈʌpfɔːl/

noun (plural upfalls)

an accident that turns out to be fortuitous.

Proxynonym: candihap

[from up + fall.]